Kijiji ad

For sale:

Are you a person who loves pickles so much that you dream about them?

Congratulations! You are insane. But you are also somebody that I want to talk to.

What if I told you that I had a pickle jar that is 100 meters high filled with pickles that are 50 meters high? You would say that It’s crazy. But then why would I be posting this ad?

For 3 easy payments of $999.00 you can own the whole jar full of pickles. I would say that you are in a pickle if you don’t have that much! Imagine what you can do with that many pickles. You can eat them, climb them, even make a house with them. And once you are finished with the pickles you can bathe or swim in the pickle juice. And if you swim deep enough you will find 3 25 meters high pickled garlic in there.

Think about it, if you own this there are so many things you can do with this item. Please call me at 506 715-pickle or come to my house at 123 Llama st. Pickle  Lake.